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Pinkbike closes doors and opens Moto website...ChainSlayer.com
March 31, 2008Published by radekIt has been a great bunch of years running pinkbike.com and riding around on pedal bikes. Great memories and friends, but we must progress as riders to another level. The next level is Moto, DirtBikes, and ChainSlayer. Bigger jumps, faster bikes, and let's cut to the chase, hotter podium girls.
On that note we are now closing pinkbike.com and starting a new website called ChainSlayer.com I can write a big story why we are closing pinkbike and switching to moto but I think the following pictures will speak for themselves. I hope you all join us on a journey into the future of "riding".  Ok, so you can ride your pedal bike and jump big, getting towed in by a moto. Not bad.  Or you can get a motor and be a real man and hit real jumps. You can go on a ride to, shuttle up for a ride, ride for 20 minutes, then wait, then shuttle again, then ride again, yada yada yada. Or you can show up with your Moto, start your engine and ride all day, enjoying yourself, getting better faster, and not being a lame pedal biker. Best of all, unlike on a DH bike no one will ever say to you "dude, where's the motor on that thing?". Um yeah, right here byatch. It's easy to switch over to moto. Look at me. I ride in my mtb helmet, mtb jersey, mtb gloves, mtb pads, mtb mace vest.  All your MTB gear crosses over. Need some more reasons to sell the mountain bike and get a dirtbike?  Moto Riders Podium = hot chicks  MTB Riders Podium. I rest my case It is clear why earlier today we cleaned out the Pinkbike HQ out of all mountain bikes and got things ready and made room for real bikes.  Dump that zero and get with the hero  Email Jordan if you want any of this stuff before the bums get to it ChainSlayer will be just like Pinkbike but for Moto. So in conclusion, pinkbike.com will be dead in a couple of days and the new website you should all visit is http://www.chainslayer.com |
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oceen246
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yep, nice april fool joke. I remember when they tried once before by saying that pinkbike had been bought by another website... 
No, check out the address. Chainslayer.com is real.
Nothing will quite top the Ponies from 2 years ago. Does anybody else rember that one?
Ponies screen shot. http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/789927/
lool:
ok, nice joke for april 1 ...
ok, nice joke for april 1 ... 
im confused- I know its april fools but will chainslayer actually be fully up and running or what?
Yes. It will be a totally different site, but very much like pinkbike, but for moto.
why not run both?
chainslayer for motos
pinkbike for mtb?
chainslayer for motos
pinkbike for mtb?
first I was like 
but then i loled
but then i loled 
i dont think they would be mean enough to completly delete pinkbike as theres millions of pictures and thousands of users on it. they will probably just have two sites. well hopefully
the best was with porn bike few years ago ;D chicks everywhere
Sounds like a fishing story to me!
Love it guys, nice try way to fool all the noobies.
way to fool all the noobies. Hehehehe, had me for a second there. But the "drunken cyclist" deal...I was really fooled by that. lol
Yay something for us. dont hate.
haha ya i was like WTF and confused when i saw the drunken cyclist one... but now i understand lol
ILL TAKE EVERYTHING IN THE DUMPSTER!!!
Scared me for a second
i liked last year with the porn hahahah
every year they do this
and every year there are dumbasses who actually get fooled
shame on you
and every year there are dumbasses who actually get fooled
shame on you
if this is not a prank and a serous topic FUCK U MOTO RIDERS UR POS I FUCKIN HATE ALL OF U GO GET UR OWN SITE FUCKERS
That was uncalled for, They may hate you just as much.
jeez its about time pedal bikes are useless, i just hope someone will actually be willing to by stupid pedal bikes so i can sell mine and get a moto. SOOO pumped on the new site MOTO RULES lol
ya f*ck i didnt even clue in till i actually read the article about how gay mountian bikes were..... and then snapped to... but the main page almost had me.
These aren't funny anymore.
hehe, i almost did. good job guys 
id have to say this is one of your more believable April fools jokes. i like it
yea i fell for it big time ...right on! whoever runs and controls this site is ballin.
yup i av to admit...i got owned...pretty good one...
being able to put those parts in a dumpster shows the commitment to the april foolz joke
I'm gonna have to admit it it's my first april fools on here and i fell for it, although i did suspect osmething fishy.
got me too until i read the article lol good one guys haha only site i know of that would do something like this haha this place kicks ass
haha yeah realised it was april fools straight away, bet some people still fall for it though! better luck next year guys!
look on the faces on the peop on the podium ahaha
yeah this one sucks compared to last year
I WANT ALL OF THAT STUFF!!!!!!!
we're going to fight for it buddy, it's MINE!!!
ok bring it on byotch
It's about to get UFC up in here "ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY? LETS GET IT ON!!!"
I'd be dumpster diving in there asap! lol
haha dude i would be right there with you
Sorry, I beat you guys to it, I live in the dumpster next door 
FEEEEEEEEW!!! I was getting sooooo worried!!! Nice one guys!
BTW, can I get some of the stuff from the bin?
I was getting real sick of writing about pedal bikes anyway! This has been a long time coming, thanks Radek!
You are getting out of shape anyways. Moto will get you in shape quick.
yeah, it was about time, pedal bikes are old stuff, great decision hahaha
It's not a joke They had the same thing on pinkbike before it was launched as they do on chainslayer "oh oh, something cool is coming"
They had the same thing on pinkbike before it was launched as they do on chainslayer "oh oh, something cool is coming" Always funny as hell! Good job guys!
no this is a joke you already deleted 2 of my comments saying it was a joke
Wow I just cracked up gibson!
Damn you, I knew it was April Fools but I still got scared 'cos I like Pinkbike so much.
i got worried cos pinkbike is so great
ohh nelly you got me there.
Fucking first of april joke i almost belived it at early morning!
i know i was so pissed off untill i relized, i was just abou tto right a complant lol, but oh well it good job, it go me
dude i didnt realyse it was fake ! i got a hartattack WTF!!!!!!!!!!
At first I though some other site was interfearing with pinkbike, but then realized the date and it was like DUH!!!
this is stupid it scared me for a little bit but god dam i hate moto bikes i hate them so much that if this message is real i would probably kill my self and im not joking
You better start looking for a weapon then. The revolution is on.
hooly f*ck u guys scared me !!!!! cuz like this is the only thing i do on tha computer
Pinkbike is all I do in life. It's my best friend...sadly.
Liked the my-little-pony layout from 2 yeras ago better
haha i got screwed there soo badly! i new it was april fools but since where i am its past 12am i condsidered it over and was like wtf this cant be an aprils fools shit pb is gone...but then i read the comments and remember your in Canada so the timings differnt...dam i got screwed
holy ass tits i was gonna cry when i saw gay chain slayer ahahha
but now i know good one radek u bastard ahhahaha
peace
but now i know good one radek u bastard ahhahaha
peace
Finally, Motocross rules, I've been waiting for the change since 2001 about time.
How about joining an MX site then >_
holy crap that one got me...
nice one...lol...at first I was a little bit confused but then I saw the date in the rigt lower corner of my screen...Man its 1st april lol
the dumpster gave you away
Yeah, good one! You really had me last year but - this is a nice april fools joke. If still you could wrap up the dumpster and send it so me...? )
that totally got me until i read the comments, good april fools though
wow, i was so confused paha, thts one good april fools prank
where can i find that dumpster some sweeet forks
good one guys i thought omg what is going on ! im on every night !
im sure if you did every one would complian
im sure if you did every one would complian
so.
allll the forum sites thought they had to have some lame april fools joke this year i guess...
well.
this is the best ive seen so far today but it sure could have been ... better...
cant wait to see a REAL VOD tomorrow again.
allll the forum sites thought they had to have some lame april fools joke this year i guess...
well.
this is the best ive seen so far today but it sure could have been ... better...
cant wait to see a REAL VOD tomorrow again.
All i can say is wat the F*** if you get rid of pink bike u will have alot of angry riders and bulls*** ur throwin away all those bikes and forks so nice 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck My shit also stopped in my body. I hope its a bad joke anyway
My shit also stopped in my body. I hope its a bad joke anyway APRIL FOOLS!!!!
But wheres the drunken cyclist!!!!!
NICE!!!
But wheres the drunken cyclist!!!!!
NICE!!!
damn date settings on my computer being wrong... i thought it was real for a few sentences until i saw the comments... few!
PINKBIKE....NEVER SHUT DOWN!
PINKBIKE....NEVER SHUT DOWN!
HAHAHA nice joke... logo sux, blue colour sux... I prefer smell of my sweat rather then smell of gasoline. PEACE.
i the smell of sweat to but i love the smell of race gas
OMF you scarred me haha nice one
hahaha scared me aswell
Shit i almost died.. but very funny exatly
nicee april fools joke and god damn id be the happiest man alive if i walked by that dumpster and saw all that stuff ahah
It's a shame this chain slayer thing is a hoax. The logo is FAR better then the pinkbike logo.
if you read how pink bike came about they were going to use the name chain slayers but then a brain wave happend and they chose pinkbike
ps how much would you sell the domain chainslayer.com for in GBP£
Luckily i had already been pranked by this, so i didn't believe it for a second. but check out this video
I'm really not digging all this...
hmmmm i actually got worried, but them i realised april 1st! mean april fools yes??? if not then 
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i was also confused, but than i rememberd that it is 1.st april
best april fools ever, amazing idea boys and good work, keeper up
oke i hope this is a 1 april joke, beacause else it is f*cked up!!